Mike Jones Sent To Sunderland As Punishment For Refereeing Disaster
After his disastrous refereeing of Newcastle v Manchester City, Mike Jones has not been allocated a Premier League match to referee this weekend.
A desperate performance overall by the ref from, coincidentally(!), the north west was of course topped by his ludicrous decision to disallow Cheick Tiote’s goal. A move that went against the clear guidelines of the offside rules.
Jones has been named as the fourth official for the Sunderland v Southampton match which is the early televised kick-off game on Saturday lunchtime.
Knowing our luck, the named referee, Chris Foy, will pick up a freak injury during the match and Jones will be called into action and score a hat-trick for the mackems.
If you are tuning in then at the very least be prepared for a few choruses of ‘there’s only one Mike Jones’ from the rows of empty pink seats.
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