Mike Ashley has finally cracked it and found a way to make money of the domestic cup competitions.

The Newcastle United Directors have already confirmed that Mike Ashley doesn’t have any intention of competing in the FA Cup or League Cup, with the potential financial rewards not enough to give him any interest in competing for them.

However, credit to our barrow boy owner because he’ll always somehow find a way to make a nice little earner out of anything.

Yes, the Newcastle United owner has put on sale this cheap (£5) and nasty t-shirt for his mackem customers, you can buy it on the S***** D***** website and it has been sighted in the Sunderland branch of SD, though I wouldn’t put it past him sticking it in the Newcastle/Metrocentre branches just to annoy a few more people.

Or why not put it in the NUFC club shop….
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