Amusing Ashley News Agency ‘Exclusive’ On Coloccini
We have previously reported on ‘exclusives’ claimed by Mike Ashley’s S***** D***** News, usually they are pushing stories of Newcastle selling players but this time it was the Coloccini injury latest news.
Ashley’s sports news website is not the best and almost every story is an ‘exclusive’, well it is according to them!
The latest exclusive involves Fabricio Coloccini and for once the story/’news’ doesn’t involve one of our players allegedly leaving.
This time it surrounds the injury Coloccini picked up against West Brom in our match at the Hawthorns.
Ashley’s SD news repeat the previous quotes from Alan Pardew indicating Colo would be out for ‘four to six weeks’.
However, the SD News exclusive is ‘Now sources at the Tyneside club have indicated that the length Coloccini will be out will be five weeks.’
….or it could be four or six!
If you were a cynic then you might even think the journalist had just picked the number between four and six but surely not?
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