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Exclusive! Ashley Finds A Job For Joe Kinnear – Look At The Result

7 years ago

We can exclusively reveal the results after Mike Ashley at last found a job that was within Joe Kinnear’s skill set, or so he thought.

With the Ashley wall safe securely locked, Joe was stood down from his dynamic role of finding new talent around the world.

Desperate to keep his best mate occupied and out of mischief, Big Mike thought he’d found the perfect role to keep JFK amused.

Having ruled out anything where Joe would come into contact with sharp objects, or heaven forbid be let loose in public again, Ashley called Kinnear to his office and presented him with a job that even he couldn’t mess up.

“Here ya go Joe, get the players details over to Match Attax , job’s a good un then take your medicine and have a lie down again me old china”.

So after several weeks of research and working out his kebabs from his Cabayes, Joe was ready to go, he’d found something he was really good at.

So we can now reveal the reason that Sylvain Marveaux has disappeared, he has been given a new identity!

Other classic players available in the Joe Kinnear Newcastle United Match Attax cards are;

Gabriel Obertan appearing as Fabricio Coloccini

Shola Ameobi now looks suspiciously like Tim Krul

Plus Mike Ashley is apparently a fan now…

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