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What Mike Ashley Said To Joe Kinnear On Saturday

8 years ago

Saturday at St.James’ Park we were also treated to the sight of for the first time Mike Ashley and Joe Kinnear stepping out together in public for the first time.

With two Premier League wins in a row (three if you count Morecambe in the League Cup), the club ‘management’ obviously felt things were on the up and could confidently show themselves to their black & white faithful.

We asked you to have a look at the photo below and tell us what you think Mike Ashley is saying to his ‘Director of Football’.

We had a great response and thanks to everybody who took the time to leave comments (add your own suggestions below) and here is selection of the best

‘Have you got any change off that pound I gave you to buy the new players’ – Ken Thompson

‘Ha Joe, look at all these mugs’ – Mag

‘So much for all these protests and boycotts, this lot couldn’t organise a pi** up in a brewery, 51,000 at home to Hull….Lavely Jubbley’ – AlexH

‘We did it again my son, they still think we’re gonna buy players, f***in muppets’ – Steven Brown

‘Couple more like this Joe and the job is yours’ – Ian

‘Joe, how many times, this is not Vicarage Road and the bloke up front is not Efan Ekoko, it is Efan Cisse’ – Al

‘Yeah boss and most of these muppet fans seem to call the manager Efan Cluless’ – Alex

‘That’s twice you got me drunk and I gave you a job’ – Wee Hughie

‘I got you the programme so you’d know who the players were’ – Patrick Harty

‘Joe! Joe! Wake up. If I’ve got to watch it so have you’ – Toonarden

‘No Joe, We are in the black and white. (available at all SD stores…)’ – Geordiegordy

Another 33 points and we’re safe Joe, another sixty million in me sky rocket’ – Jimmy Thompson

We said we’d send off something to whoever came up with the best suggestion and that goes to James Williamson who came up with

‘Look at what money can do Joe, I’ve ran out of friends and now I have to pay an idiot like you to come and sit watching the match with me’


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