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What Is The First Thing Alan Pardew Will Say When The Transfer Window Closes? You Decide

8 years ago

The transfer market has been the odd topic of conversation over the last three or four months.

Like us you have probably had the ‘odd’ discussion of who we should buy, who we won’t buy and the dawning realisation that bizarrely Newcastle United might not buy anybody!

Of course, nothing is ever simple at Newcastle United and not only has there been no incoming permanent transfers but we have experienced the jaw-dropping nightmare of Joe Kinnear going on Sky to personally announce his own return, this after meeting Mike Ashley for a few pints.

The return of JFK led to even Derek Llambias saying enough is enough and so the person who we are told co-ordinated all transfer activity had walked out of the door.

As always, the person left holding the ‘baby’ and trying to explain away every daft twist and turn of our transfer ‘activity’ is good old Alan Pardew.

The question is, what will be the first words he will utter when this sad, mad, bad transfer window fro Newcastle United ends?


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