Newcastle United Rubbish Transfer News Service – 15 Hours To Go (80 in & 28 out..so far!)
The first article I did of this saga had ’97 Days To Go’ in the title and it was a bit of fun regarding all the rubbish the press throw around during transfer windows.
Not for one moment did I think we would reach 15 hours to go and not one player bought…
I must admit I have felt the fatigue of carrying this depressing thread on and apologies for the countless others that we have been linked with and I have missed.
The latest ‘Ins’ and ‘Outs’ were added to the top of each list on a daily basis, leaving you afterwards with a rubbish transfer news free day.
Here you go;
Striker Jermain Defoe (30) Spurs
Winger Victor Andrade (17) Santos
Midfielder Florian Thauvin (20) Lille
Midfielder James McCarthy (22) Wigan
Striker Moussa Sow (27) Fenerbahce
Winger Andre Ayew (23) Marseille
Midfielder Manuel Fernandes (27) Besiktas
Striker Jelle Vossen (24) Genk
Defender Toby Alderweireld (24) Ajax
Striker Loic Remy Confirmed one season loan from QPR.
Striker M’Baye Niang (18) AC Milan
Defender Phil Bardsley (28) Mackems
Striker Melvut Erding (26) Rennes
Forward Uche Nwofor (21) VVV Venlo
Midfielder Abdisalam Ibrahim (22) Manchester City
Striker Oscar Cardozo (30) Benfica
Midfielder Leroy Fer (23) FC Twente
Keeper Alex McCarthy (23) Reading
Keeper Jeroen Zoet (22) PSV
Defender Cheikhou Kouyate (23) Anderlecht
Striker Vaclav Kadlec (21) Sparta Prague
Striker Scott Sinclair (24) Manchester City
Midfielder Emanuele Giaccherini (28) Juventus
Striker Bafetimbi Gomis (27) Lyon
Forward Kevin Gameiro (26) PSG
Forward Arouna Kone (29) Wigan
Forward Demba Ba (28) Chelsea
Midfielder Raul Garcia (26) Atletico Madrid
Midfielder Mark Davies (25) Bolton
Striker Georginio Wijnaldum (22) PSV
Defender Sebastian Boenisch (26) Bayer Leverkusen
Midfielder Jeremy Toulalan (29) Malaga
Midfielder Chris Malonga (25) Lausanne Sport
Central Defender Kurt Zouma (18) St.Etienne
Striker John Guidetti (21) Manchester City
Defender William Vainqueur (24) Standard Liege
Manager Gus Poyet (45) Brighton (Sacked – In Dispute)
Defender Roberto Rosales (24) FC Twente
Midfielder Adam Maher (19) PSV
Defender Lewis Dunk (21) Brighton
Supreme Commander Joseph Kinnear (66) No Fixed Abode
Striker Brown Ideye (24) Dynamo Kiev
Midfielder Simon Tibbling (18) Djurgardens IF (Sweden)
Forward Darren Bent (29) Aston Villa
Centre- Back Gilbert Imbula (20) Ligue 2 Guingamp (France)
Striker Wayne Rooney (27) Manchester United
Centre- Back Christopher Julien (20) Ligue 2 AJ Auxerre (France)
Central Defender Douglas (25) FC Twente (out of contract)
Central Defender Jack O’Connell (19) Blackburn Rovers
Central Defender/Left Back Mamadou Sakho (23) PSG
Striker Gervinho (26) Arsenal
Striker Mason Bennett (16) Derby County
Striker Sessegnon (29) The Mackems!
Midfielder Joel Obi (22) Inter Milan
Winger/Forward Dries Mertens (26) PSV
Midfielder Mathieu Valbuena (28) Marseille
Midfielder Victor Wanyama (22) Celtic
Centre- Back Alex Pearce (24) Reading
Midfielder Will Hughes (18) – Derby County
Defender Adam Reach (20) – Middlesbrough
Striker Luke Williams (19) – Middlesbrough
Midfielder James Morrison (27) – West Brom
Striker Alexandre Lacazette (22) – Lyon
Defender Joleon Lescott – Manchester City
Striker Bojan Krkic – Barcelona.
Defender Nicolas Isimat-Mirin – Valenciennes
Defender Aymen Abdennour – Toulouse.
Defender Kevin Wilson – Celtic
Midfielder Jason Puncheon from Southampton.
Defender Aurelien Chedjou from Lille.
Defender Thomas Vermaelen from Arsenal.
Midfielder Ryan Boudebouz from Sochaux.
Midfielder Steeven Langil from Auxerre.
Striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from St Etienne.
Forward Wilfried Bony from Vitesse.
Winger Tom Ince from Blackpool.
Striker Eder from Sporting Braga.
Striker Andreas Weimann from Villa
Defender Chris Samba from QPR.
Defender Wayne Bridge (32) from Manchester City.
Yohan Cabaye – Monaco, Manchester United, PSG, Napoli, Roma, Arsenal
Gabriel Obertan – Nottingham Forest
Alan Pardew – Crystal Palace
James Tavernier – On loan to Shrewsbury but back at NUFC due to injury
Sylvain Marveaux – Olympiakos
Mathieu Debuchy – PSG
Michael Richardson – On loan at Accrington Stanley
Adam Campbell – On loan at Carlisle but returned early to NUFC
Medhi Abeid – St.Johnstone, Panathinaikos (One year loan confirmed)
Papiss Cisse – Borussia Dortmund, Anzhi
Jonathan Mitchell – On loan at Workington
Steve Harper (Out of contract) Signed for Hull City
Steven Taylor – Arsenal, QPR
Dan Gosling – Crystal Palace
Hatem Ben Arfa – Monaco, PSG, Chelsea
James Perch – Sold to Wigan
Conor Newton – On loan at St.Mirren
Derek Llambias – Released
Danny Simpson Released and signed for QPR,
Mike Williamson – Cardiff
Shane Ferguson – Signed on Loan at Birmingham City
Shola Ameobi – Middlesbrough
Sammy Ameobi – Middlesbrough
Cheick Tiote – Lokomotiv Moscow
Fabricio Coloccini – San Lorenzo (Argentina)
Davide Santon – AC Milan, Zenit St.Petersburg
Tim Krul – AC Milan,
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