Newcastle United Rubbish Transfer News Service – 35 Days To Go (68 in & 18 out..so far!)
The first article I did of this kind had ’97 Days To Go’ in the title and it was a bit of fun regarding all the rubbish the press throw around during transfer windows.
Never for one minute did I think that 62 days later we still wouldn’t have made a single signing, talk about fact stranger than fiction.
The figures of 68 in and 18 out are probably way behind the times because when I got to ’54 Days To Go’ then I gave up in despair, so I have had to trawl through the tinternet looking for rubbish transfer news that I had ‘missed’.
We will still bring you the odd transfer ‘story’ if we think it is worthy of some attention, otherwise you can just rely on our daily service bringing you a round-up of all the rubbish transfer rumours.
The latest ‘Ins’ and ‘Outs’ (we’ll just add extra clubs after our players’ names as additional clubs show ‘interest’) will be added to the top of each list on a daily basis, leaving you afterwards with a rubbish transfer news free day. Here’s looking forward to close of business on 2nd September (Feel free to let us know of any we’ve missed out and just mention where you saw/heard it).
Any guesses as to how many it will be by September?
Here we go;
Striker M’Baye Niang (18) AC Milan
Defender Phil Bardsley (28) Mackems
Striker Melvut Erding (26) Rennes
Forward Uche Nwofor (21) VVV Venlo
Midfielder Abdisalam Ibrahim (22) Manchester City
Striker Oscar Cardozo (30) Benfica
Midfielder Leroy Fer (23) FC Twente
Keeper Alex McCarthy (23) Reading
Keeper Jeroen Zoet (22) PSV
Defender Cheikhou Kouyate (23) Anderlecht
Striker Vaclav Kadlec (21) Sparta Prague
Striker Scott Sinclair (24) Manchester City
Midfielder Emanuele Giaccherini (28) Juventus
Striker Bafetimbi Gomis (27) Lyon
Forward Kevin Gameiro (26) PSG
Striker Brown Ideye (24) Dynamo Kiev
Forward Arouna Kone (29) Wigan}
Forward Demba Ba (28) Chelsea
Midfielder Raul Garcia (26) Atletico Madrid
Midfielder Mark Davies (25) Bolton
Striker Georginio Wijnaldum (22) PSV
Defender Sebastian Boenisch (26) Bayer Leverkusen
Midfielder Jeremy Toulalan (29) Malaga
Midfielder Chris Malonga (25) Lausanne Sport
Central Defender Kurt Zouma (18) St.Etienne
Striker John Guidetti (21) Manchester City
Defender William Vainqueur (24) Standard Liege (Reported he has bought himself out of his contract)
Manager Gus Poyet (45) Brighton (Sacked – In Dispute)
Defender Roberto Rosales (24) FC Twente
Midfielder Adam Maher (19) PSV
Defender Lewis Dunk (21) Brighton
Supreme Commander Joseph Kinnear (66) No Fixed Abode
Striker Brown Ideye (24) Dynamo Kiev
Midfielder Simon Tibbling (18) Djurgardens IF (Sweden)
Forward Darren Bent (29) Aston Villa
Centre- Back Gilbert Imbula (20) Ligue 2 Guingamp (France)
Striker Wayne Rooney (27) Manchester United (How did we forget this exclusive! Thanks to ToonForever for reminding us)
Centre- Back Christopher Julien (20) Ligue 2 AJ Auxerre (France)
Central Defender Douglas (25) FC Twente (out of contract)
Central Defender Jack O’Connell (19) Blackburn Rovers
Central Defender/Left Back Mamadou Sakho (23) PSG
Striker Gervinho (26) Arsenal (Just what we’d need, a striker who has scored 9 goals in 2 years!)
Striker Mason Bennett (16) Derby County
Striker Sessegnon (29) The Mackems!
Midfielder Joel Obi (22) Inter Milan
Winger/Forward Dries Mertens (26) PSV
Midfielder Mathieu Valbuena (28) Marseille
Midfielder Victor Wanyama (22) Celtic
Centre- Back Alex Pearce (24) Reading
Midfielder Will Hughes (18) – Derby County
Defender Adam Reach (20) – Middlesbrough
Striker Luke Williams (19) – Middlesbrough
Midfielder James Morrison (27) – West Brom
Striker Alexandre Lacazette (22) – Lyon
Defender Joleon Lescott – Manchester City
Striker Bojan Krkic – Barcelona.
Defender Nicolas Isimat-Mirin – Valenciennes
Defender Aymen Abdennour – Toulouse.
Defender Kevin Wilson – Celtic
Midfielder Jason Puncheon from Southampton.
Defender Aurelien Chedjou from Lille.
Defender Thomas Vermaelen from Arsenal.
Midfielder Ryan Boudebouz from Sochaux.
Midfielder Steeven Langil from Auxerre.
Striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from St Etienne.
Forward Wilfried Bony from Vitesse.
Striker Loic Remy from QPR.
Winger Tom Ince from Blackpool.
Striker Eder from Sporting Braga.
Striker Andreas Weimann from Villa
Defender Chris Samba from QPR.
Defender Wayne Bridge (32) from Manchester City.
Brad Inman – Crewe (Disagreement over youth development compensation)
Medhi Abeid – St.Johnstone, Panathinaikos (One year loan confirmed)
Papiss Cisse – Borussia Dortmund, Anzhi, Borussia Dortmund/Anyone
Steve Harper (Out of contract) Hull City
Steven Taylor – Arsenal, QPR
Dan Gosling – Crystal Palace
Hatem Ben Arfa – Monaco, PSG, Chelsea
James Perch – Leicester City, Wigan (claimed to be imminent)
Yohan Cabaye – Monaco, Manchester United, PSG (Renewed claims that PSG looking to bid £15m), Napoli, Roma, New claims that Cabaye has actually passed a medical at Monaco!
Danny Simpson (Now out of contract) – Torino, QPR,
Mike Williamson – Cardiff
Shane Ferguson – Birmingham City
Shola Ameobi – Middlesbrough,
Sammy Ameobi – Middlesbrough,
Cheick Tiote – Lokomotiv Moscow,
Fabricio Coloccini – San Lorenzo (Argentina),
Davide Santon – AC Milan, Zenit St.Petersburg
Tim Krul – AC Milan,
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