Newsletter

Get your daily update and weekly newsletter by signing up today!

News

Newcastle United Rubbish Transfer News Service – 35 Days To Go (68 in & 18 out..so far!)

6 years ago
Share

The first article I did of this kind had ’97 Days To Go’ in the title and it was a bit of fun regarding all the rubbish the press throw around during transfer windows.

Never for one minute did I think that 62 days later we still wouldn’t have made a single signing, talk about fact stranger than fiction.

Abeid - It's All Greek to Me

Abeid – It’s All Greek to Me

The figures of 68 in and 18 out are probably way behind the times because when I got to ’54 Days To Go’ then I gave up in despair, so I have had to trawl through the tinternet looking for rubbish transfer news that I had ‘missed’.

We will still bring you the odd transfer ‘story’ if we think it is worthy of some attention, otherwise you can just rely on our daily service bringing you a round-up of all the rubbish transfer rumours.

The latest ‘Ins’ and ‘Outs’ (we’ll just add extra clubs after our players’ names as additional clubs show ‘interest’) will be added to the top of each list on a daily basis, leaving you afterwards with a rubbish transfer news free day. Here’s looking forward to close of business on 2nd September (Feel free to let us know of any we’ve missed out and just mention where you saw/heard it).

Any guesses as to how many it will be by September?

Here we go;

THE INS

Striker M’Baye Niang (18) AC Milan

Defender Phil Bardsley (28) Mackems

Striker Melvut Erding (26) Rennes

Forward Uche Nwofor (21) VVV Venlo

Midfielder Abdisalam Ibrahim (22) Manchester City

Striker Oscar Cardozo (30) Benfica

Midfielder Leroy Fer (23) FC Twente

Keeper Alex McCarthy (23) Reading

Keeper Jeroen Zoet (22) PSV

Defender Cheikhou Kouyate (23) Anderlecht

Striker Vaclav Kadlec (21) Sparta Prague

Striker Scott Sinclair (24) Manchester City

Midfielder Emanuele Giaccherini (28) Juventus

Striker Bafetimbi Gomis (27) Lyon

Forward Kevin Gameiro (26) PSG

Striker Brown Ideye (24) Dynamo Kiev

Forward Arouna Kone (29) Wigan}

Forward Demba Ba (28) Chelsea

Midfielder Raul Garcia (26) Atletico Madrid

Midfielder Mark Davies (25) Bolton

Striker Georginio Wijnaldum (22) PSV

Defender Sebastian Boenisch (26) Bayer Leverkusen

Midfielder Jeremy Toulalan (29) Malaga

Midfielder Chris Malonga (25) Lausanne Sport

Central Defender Kurt Zouma (18) St.Etienne

Striker John Guidetti (21) Manchester City

Defender William Vainqueur (24) Standard Liege (Reported he has bought himself out of his contract)

Manager Gus Poyet (45) Brighton (Sacked – In Dispute)

Defender Roberto Rosales (24) FC Twente

Midfielder Adam Maher (19) PSV

Defender Lewis Dunk (21) Brighton

Supreme Commander Joseph Kinnear (66) No Fixed Abode

Striker Brown Ideye (24) Dynamo Kiev

Midfielder Simon Tibbling (18) Djurgardens IF (Sweden)

Forward Darren Bent (29) Aston Villa

Centre- Back Gilbert Imbula (20) Ligue 2 Guingamp (France)

Striker Wayne Rooney (27) Manchester United (How did we forget this exclusive! Thanks to ToonForever for reminding us)

Centre- Back Christopher Julien (20) Ligue 2 AJ Auxerre (France)

Central Defender Douglas (25) FC Twente (out of contract)

Central Defender Jack O’Connell (19) Blackburn Rovers

Central Defender/Left Back Mamadou Sakho (23) PSG

Striker Gervinho (26) Arsenal (Just what we’d need, a striker who has scored 9 goals in 2 years!)

Striker Mason Bennett (16) Derby County

Striker Sessegnon (29) The Mackems!

Midfielder Joel Obi (22) Inter Milan

Winger/Forward Dries Mertens (26) PSV

Midfielder Mathieu Valbuena (28) Marseille

Midfielder Victor Wanyama (22) Celtic

Centre- Back Alex Pearce (24) Reading

Midfielder Will Hughes (18) – Derby County

Defender Adam Reach (20) – Middlesbrough

Striker Luke Williams (19) – Middlesbrough

Midfielder James Morrison (27) – West Brom

Striker Alexandre Lacazette (22) – Lyon

Defender Joleon Lescott – Manchester City

Striker Bojan Krkic – Barcelona.

Defender Nicolas Isimat-Mirin – Valenciennes

Defender Aymen Abdennour – Toulouse.

Defender Kevin Wilson – Celtic

Midfielder Jason Puncheon from Southampton.

Defender Aurelien Chedjou from Lille.

Defender Thomas Vermaelen from Arsenal.

Midfielder Ryan Boudebouz from Sochaux.

Midfielder Steeven Langil from Auxerre.


Striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from St Etienne.

Forward Wilfried Bony from Vitesse.

Striker Loic Remy from QPR.

Winger Tom Ince from Blackpool.

Striker Eder from Sporting Braga.

Striker Andreas Weimann from Villa

Defender Chris Samba from QPR.

Defender Wayne Bridge (32) from Manchester City.

THE OUTS

Brad Inman – Crewe (Disagreement over youth development compensation)

Medhi Abeid – St.Johnstone, Panathinaikos (One year loan confirmed)

Papiss Cisse – Borussia Dortmund, Anzhi, Borussia Dortmund/Anyone

Steve Harper (Out of contract) Hull City

Steven Taylor – Arsenal, QPR

Dan Gosling – Crystal Palace

Hatem Ben Arfa – Monaco, PSG, Chelsea

James Perch – Leicester City, Wigan (claimed to be imminent)

281_silver_anniversary_special_grandeDerek Llambias – Released TBC

Yohan Cabaye – Monaco, Manchester United, PSG (Renewed claims that PSG looking to bid £15m), Napoli, Roma, New claims that Cabaye has actually passed a medical at Monaco!

Danny Simpson (Now out of contract) – Torino, QPR,

Mike Williamson – Cardiff

Shane Ferguson – Birmingham City

Shola Ameobi – Middlesbrough,

Sammy Ameobi – Middlesbrough,

Cheick Tiote – Lokomotiv Moscow,

Fabricio Coloccini – San Lorenzo (Argentina),

Davide Santon – AC Milan, Zenit St.Petersburg

Tim Krul – AC Milan,

To read more quality articles such as this one you definitely need to read our best selling magaazine, pre-order our very special 25 year Silver Anniversary issue of The Mag. Alternatively, order a subscription here – click ‘next issue’ when ordering if you’d like to start with the Silver Anniversary special issue.

Share

If you would like to feature on The Mag, submit your article to [email protected]

Have your say

© 2019 The Mag. All Rights Reserved. Design & Build by Mediaworks