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Newcastle Midfielder Transfer Collapses – It Will Be Like Having A New Signing!

8 years ago

In a kind of ‘Coals To Newcastle’ story, Crystal Palace have managed not to get a signing over the line.

In fact if video technology was in use then arguably this one was definitely nestling in the back of the net only to bizarrely not be counted.

Dan Gosling had seemingly ticked all the boxes for his transfer and Alan Pardew has said what a great player he was and would be missed blah blah blah.

Well now our manager can at last unveil a ‘new signing’ to the rest of the lads.

Gosling completed his medical on Monday and the waited to complete the transfer…and waited…and waited, only to be apparently ignored.

Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct News are running this story as an ‘Exclusive’ and as we’ve previously suggested, it may well be a case in the future of hearing Newcastle ‘exclusives’ there first rather than bizarrely somewhere like the club’s own official website!

What a sorry tale.- I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.


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