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How To Solve Cisse Row, Increase Ashley’s Bank Balance, Keep Fans Happy AND Help Others.

9 years ago

So Cisse is apparently not too happy with wearing Wonga.

He wore Virgin Money and Northern Rock as we all know. Take away the religious beliefs-  as I feel a man can believe whatever he wants as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone, and I kinda agree with the principle as it is a pretty bad company to be associated with.

Anyway, that’s enough about my beliefs and thoughts on ????% interest rates, the point of this article is to say this;

Ashley and Newcastle could look a bit better if he did allow Cisse to wear a charity on the front of his shirt, that charity should be Sir Bobby’s charity. He should then sell the replica shirts alongside the Wonga ones but donate a percentage to Sir Bobby’s cause.

I for one will not be buying a Wonga shirt but I would dip my hand in my tight back pocket if it had Sir Bobby on the front instead.

Cisse row solved, Ashley’s bank balance increased, fans happy and a damn decent charity helped out.


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