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Newcastle Sign No Players Yet But Here Is The Good News…

9 years ago

So who do you think we are going to sign?

Loads of big names linked to Newcastle United but nobody quite over the line yet…

The good news is though that the club are dealing sensibly with a difficult transfer market and making sure we aren’t ‘caught short’.

It was widely reported that a free transfer deal set up for Dutch/Brazilian centre-back Douglas was blocked by Joe Kinnear, despite a combined effort from Llambias, Carr & Pardew over a lengthy period of time.

The good news though is that it is claimed Joe Kinnear has blocked any possible move by Mike Williamson to Cardiff JUST IN CASE Newcastle don’t manage to get another classy centre-half over the line.

We can also exclusively reveal that this applies across the board and Joe Kinnear will refuse to allow…

Shola to leave – just in case Aubameyang or Bony aren’t dragged over the line.

Gosling to fly the nest – just in case Tom Ince or Victor Wanyama don’t arrive at Newcastle.

Sammy Ameobi to leave toon – just in case Bojan or Rooney aren’t settled before September.



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