Joe Kinnell Prepares Names For Newcastle Transfer List
Newcastle United is pleased to announce the appointment of Joe Kinnell as Director of Football. Derek Lambaster will be continuing as Finance Director.
Kinnell will be responsible for future transfer policy. An immediate change to this will be that the club will concentrate on finding players with easy names to pronounce.
Kinnell has said that some players will have to be “shifted out”, particularly if they have difficult names. Some will be offered the option of changing their names by deed poll in order to prolong their contracts and to avoid further confusion. This applies in particular to:
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Gabriel Overdrive and
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The club invites fans to suggest possible transfer targets but can confirm that Gale Cliché and Frank Lampoon will not be considered .
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