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No More Sexy Football At Newcastle

8 years ago
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The latest survey of enjoyable nonsense has put Newcastle United in the headlines.

This time it is claimed that in a Premier league table of fans, Manchester City fans have sex the most often and Newcastle fans the least.

The survey by a sex toys company (Lovehoney) says their findings show a third of City fans have sex at least once a day, while only 5% of Newcastle fans do the same.

The mackems don’t have much to smile about either as they finished second bottom with only 8% claiming to have sex every day.

Manchester United fans also came in with a dismal 11% although you would have thought it would be much higher as they could be watching the match at the same time as they are doing it in front of the telly!

I must admit not seeing anybody walking around the Strawberry with a clipboard asking for sexual information but I’m sure their survey is totally reliable…

As for Manchester City fans, maybe they are just bigger liars…


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