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Just When You Start To Feel A Little Bit Sorry For Nile Ranger…

8 years ago

If you missed it, our old mate Nile Ranger has been excelling in his new career.

Without a club at the moment, Ranger has started the community service he received after assaulting his girlfriend and dragging her down the street by the hair.

Don’t get too excited looking out of your window to see if you can spot our former superstar doing some graft, Ranger is doing the community service down in Tottenham, London. He has been pictured in the press this week wearing a bright orange work jacket and scraping paint off handrails at a sports centre.

I did feel a little sorry for him seeing what a waste he’s made of his golden opportunities but then he has to remind you of exactly why you should NEVER have sympathy for him.

He’s yet again made the headlines in recent days; firstly when he was fined £600 for failing to say who was driving his car when it was caught speeding.

Then secondly he’s managed to write off a stationary car and blamed it on a fox.

To cap it all off he has then sent out a message to his Twitter followers saying.

“Just realised. A lot of people wana see me FAIL..But I just sit down and think how talented I am. And i thank god..No1 can stop my dream !”

Oy Nile, I think you’ve missed a bit of paint there son, run along now!

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