A Spanish Waiter Crying Into His Pasta after Newcastle v Chelsea…
A great game today and anybody who watched it at St.James’ Park, on dodgy satellite or tinternet, will know that there was no way Newcastle United deserved to lose today.
I believe we deserved to win and only two out of the blue long range strikes looked like denying us.
A Spanish waiter loitering after the game thought otherwise;
“If we can’t control these games it is something we have to improve.
With some players such as Luiz, Hazard, Mikel and Moses coming back, it gives us more options and maybe we can have fresh legs on the pitch.
We are doing a great job in terms of what you see on the pitch, so we are doing well.
We have to improve but we couldn’t change the situation regarding Demba Ba.
It was a penalty and a red card for me, in the middle of the park it is juts carry on then go back and free-kick, in the penalty area it is carry on, go back, penalty and red card.
It changed the game, we lost a player to a broken nose and it is something to consider. In other circumstances everyone would be talking about this”.
So let us get this right; Howard Webb gave Chelsea absolutely every decision he could, yet because he didn’t give Benitez one particular decision, which was inches from gifting them a goal, the world is against Chelsea! Unbelievable.
The Spanish waiter bemoans not having fresh legs to bring on and yet he had his pet £50m centre forward in reserve!
Sometimes you just have to hold your hands up and say you have been beaten by a better team.
We’ve had plenty practice at it and people like Benitez should learn to take it like a man, or at least like a decent Spanish waiter!
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