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Demba Ba Welcomes Your Questions…

8 years ago
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Following in the footsteps of Michael Owen, the official Chelsea FC magazine has asked people to send in their questions via Twitter for Demba Ba to answer, with predictable consequences – here are a small selection of the ever expanding list;

Has John Terry tried it on with your wife yet? (Mario Balotelli)

How many days have you given your agents off before they start working on your next transfer? (Teg)

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn’t usually wear any pants? (Ryan)

Were you born greedy or is that something you picked up along the way? (100% Geordie)

If toast always lands butter side down and cats always land feet first, what happens if you butter the topside of a toasted cat? (Mark Rylatt)

How exciting was it playing with players like Danny Simpson and Mike Williamson? (Ryan)

Have you and Papiss spoke yet, or do you not return his texts along with his passes? (Jeans and a jumper)

If you were on a sinking ship, would you stick around and help plug the holes, or escape quick in a dinghy that pays £80,000 a week? (Bonjour Mon Ami)

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? (Mark Noble)

Before you signed at Chelsea did your missus have to agree personal terms with John Terry? (James Birchall)

If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? (Steve Demba Wilson)

Don’t know why people are being mean to him. He moved to Chelsea in a respectful way. He outgrew Newcastle (Mikey)

Do you think Terry will try and shag your lass or racially abuse you first? (Jonny Wilson)

Do Allah’s teachings suggest that wealth is the single biggest aim for a man’s life? (Joseph Black)

What would you rather have? 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? (M.Groomtings)

To have a look at the full list go to #askba

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