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Newcastle United’s Joy Of Six

9 years ago

The first day of the Premier League always throws up a few surprises. Last season, Bolton beat QPR 4-0 to go top of the table (only to end the season relegated). Similarly, this time round we’ve had both Swansea and Fulham hand out 5-0 spankings on the opening day.

Watching the flurry of goals go in made me wonder when the last time was that Newcastle gave someone a right good thumping in the league. For the answer, you have to go back to when Chris Hughton was in charge. It’s true, Pardiola has a 4-1 rout of Wolves from two seasons back and the famous 4-4 against Arsenal to his name, but that’s about it, reflecting a more cautious, defensively-solid approach from the lads under his stewardship.

The best result last season in terms of goal difference was the 3-0 defeat of Manchester United. Going back to season 2010/2011, however, we get Leon Best’s finest moment in black-and-white, namely his hat-trick in the 5-0 defeat of West Ham, and we have the magnificent humiliation of the mackems in the 5-1 victory at St James’s Park.

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For me, however, the best of our recent big wins has to be the 6-0 walloping of Aston Vile in our first home fixture of that season, our first home game after our return to the top flight. I was on the west coast of America at the time, visiting family, and we had an eight hour time difference and no cable TV, so I had no idea what had happened. I was at an air show with the kids when I remembered to turn my phone on to get text alerts. It took a while to initialise but when it did, it didn’t stop bleeping. I counted the first – that’d be the team sheet – plus two more for half and full time; anything else would be goals. Blee-bleep, blee-bleep, blee-bleep, blee-bleep. I got eleven messages, one after the other, and wondered what the hell had happened. Was it a 4-4? It’s safe to say that I hadn’t expected a six-nil win against the hated Villans, plus the bonus of a penalty kicked out of the ground by John Carew.

Lest we forget, quite a few Villa ‘fans’ took a perverse delight in our getting relegated at their ground, even going so far as to bringing ready-made bed sheet banners taking the mick. For that, we owe them, and – football being football – it’s a matter of time before we hit our stride and hand out another hiding.

With ex-mackem Bent, who was present for the 5-1 beating, making a return, I’d say this Sunday would be a good time to start.

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