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Michael Owen At Last Repays The Fans

9 years ago

After all the money Michael Owen has picked up for very little return, fans of Newcastle and seemingly every other club in the Premier League are now at least getting a laugh at his expense.

Michael Owen asked his followers on twitter to ask him questions and he’ll answer the best of them…with such a high opinion of himself, never for one minute did little Michael expect what he’d actually get.

Almost every ‘question’ has basically become a competition to see who can have the biggest laugh at his expense….

Where do you get your tickets from for the match? I see you every week and they’re good seats in the crowd.

Do you know we called you Messi because we didn’t want to get caught 1 on 1 with you… In a conversation? (left by somebody claiming to be Ji Sung Park)

Did you ever think you’re just like Liverpool? Good back in the day but now finding it really hard just to play football.

Which stadium has the most comfortable bench?

If you cross breed a cat with a goldfish how long is it before you realise your career ended 6 years ago?

Our tea lady needs a holiday, can you cover? There is little to no sitting down involved though, will that be a problem? (Somebody pretending to be Alan Pardew)

I’m expecting a parcel on Thursday, would you be able to sit in for me while I’m out? I have Racing UK & ATR & my sofa’s leather?

Should more footballers support the ailing UK print industry by commissioning glossy promotional brochures?

Jessie J said “it’s not about the money”. Agree or Disagree?

Out of all the grounds you’ve played in around the world which one has the most comfortable benches!?

Are you really as boring as your public perception?

In the average season how long do you spend pulling splinters out your arse?

If a tree falls in the wood, do you rush into the forest and carve a bench out of the tree?

Do you realise that you are the only player in history to score winner for nufc v safc and yet still be despised by the fans? (Anthony Dent)

Instead of starting this topic, why didn’t you just punch yourself in the face? It’d have been more rewarding for you. (Steven Mole)

Are realising that this wasn’t such a good idea yet?

You don’t need to be on Twitter to view all of the ‘questions’, just search #askmowen on Google/Yahoo etc and you will then be able to read them all.

It will almost make you feel sorry for him…not!

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