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Wise Ready To Return After His(!) Newcastle Nightmare

9 years ago

Just when you thought we’d seen the last of him, up pops everybody’s favourite vertically challenged cheeky chappie, Dennis Wise.

The London Evening Standard is reporting that Wise is now keen to get back into football management after needing a three year break to get over his(!!!) Newcastle nightmare.

Dennis Wise has revealed he is ready to return to football management after taking a three-year break from the game to get over his Newcastle nightmare….where he was responsible for transfers, scouting and youth development.

Wise eventually lost his job at Newcastle in April 2009 and has been out of the game ever since. He said: “I spent a bit of time out of it — I needed to, especially after the things that happened at Newcastle. I took a step back.

“I really enjoyed the managerial side of the game. If something that I liked came up I would have a go, I really would”.

Mike Ashley has to accept the blame for employing Wise but nobody could have foreseen juts how big a mess the likes of Dennis and others would create at St.James’ Park, massively contributing to the relegation fiasco and bringing the club to its knees.

Good luck to whoever employs him, would love to see him ending up somewhere like Chelsea but unfortunately I think we used up our quota of luck when Mike Ashley thankfully kicked him out.

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