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Exclusive!! – NUFC Could Still Have 11 Players After The Summer

9 years ago

Here at The Mag we can exclusively reveal that our inside sources have amazingly revealed that after the summer transfer window Newcastle United might have enough players left to make up a team!

We do have to treat these initial rumours with the utmost caution but our club insider insists that NUFC are set to rock the footballing world by not selling every player on their books.

Obviously we know that the club will be up against it as the thousands of press stories linking the following with moves – Ba, Cisse, Ben Arfa, Llambias, Cabaye, Ferguson, Coloccini, Marveaux, Taylor, Kath The Tea Lady, Krul, Jonas, Vuckic, Santon, Simpson, must have some grain of truth…..mustn’t they?

The club are confident they will be able to put a strong team out regardless and our insider managed to smuggle the following torn piece of paper out of the training ground;

‘Knees up Mother Brown Mr.Llambias, this is our Plan B if it all turns into pony and trap….Harper (is he still here? I’ll get JC to have a scout around for him), Perchino, Ameobi, Willo, Ameobi, Raylor, Ameobi, Obertan, Ameobi, Lovenkrands (Do we get to keep him if we get him on a free for a third time?) and err….Shola.’

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