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Pardew’s Challenge To Nile Ranger

8 years ago
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Alan Pardew has demanded that Nile Ranger gets his act together as Nicklas Bendtner gains ground in the race for title of ‘Top North East Footballing Tosser’.

Ranger was odds on favourite having put in some great outside the box work in the Bigg Market and racking up an impressive list of arrests for Alleged Assault, Drunk & Disorderly and Drink Driving.

Bendtner’s latest charge to go on his list of credits is getting caught doing over a hundred miles per hour in his Porsche, this is on top of using cars for trampolines on Stowell Street in Newcastle and an arrest for fighting at Gateshead’s Hilton Hotel.

He has also been putting in valuable work on the international front back in Denmark, including drunkenly staggering around a pizza takeaway begging money  to buy some food – which was filmed by a punter and is up on  the internet.

A Newcastle insider revealed the United camp were in shock at the threat to their young star and have reportedly handed him an ultimatum to notch a few more charges or he could be out of the door.

 

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