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NUFC – Reasons To Be Cheerful

9 years ago

A 100% start to 2012

Three wins from the last four league games and all with a clean sheet.

Up to 5th in the table…but aren’t we 6th I hear you cry? Not if you use the new terminology capped this week in connection to Tottenham Hotspur. BBC and Sky both claimed that Spurs were joint second and could have been joint first if they’d beaten Wolves. Therefore we must be joint 5th. Tosh.

Watching both of the aforementioned organisations squirm as they try to justify why the greatest ever Liverpool, team managed by the greatest ever Liverpool manager, is not in the top 6 this week.

Swansea did us a favour today. Now if we can just get something at Craven Cottage we’ll move above the Arse, who then have to play Man Ure.

Mincing Martin’s mackems got beat and he’s using the same excuses that his predecessor used.

Only 4 more points and we should be safe from relegation!

Andy Carroll is still a Liverpool player.

Mark Hughes is not Newcastle United manager.

It looks like Cabaye’s injury is not as bad as it seemed at the time.

Then finally. You’re probably not the fella I overheard say, “…thought Shola had a canny game today…”, as I left the ground.




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