No prizes for guessing who is the top scoring Premier League player of all time with two letters in his surname.

What about though the top three letter scorer, four letters, five letters, six letters and seven letters?

In fact no prizes for getting any of them but it will give you something to think about instead of the upcoming Christmas with the outlaws or pretending to work as you count down the hours until the office party.

We will bring you the answers on Wednesday but feel free to put your ‘educated’ guesses in the comments below.