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Over a century of history down the drain but don’t despair, we are giving you the chance to ‘sponsor’ ST.JAMES’ PARK for nothing!

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Thanks to David Oliver of Sydney (home of that ‘other’ bridge) who sums up the disgraceful non-sending off against Chelsea with his (No) RED COSTS.