Well obviously there’s more than one!

Seriously though, what is the point of keeping big Shola on the books? He still has the capacity to spin your head 360 degrees when he does something like the left foot scorcher against Tottenham but overall, you must surely struggle to justify his existence at St.James’ Park.

I’m sure you can make a canny dvd or ‘youtube’ of his time at Newcastle but if you’d spent half your life at one football club then that should surely be an absolute minimum.

Shola is an enigma but not a reliable one I’m afraid. The only thing certain whenever he does anything decent, by accident or design, is that it will immediately be followed by injury or hopelessness.

Cracker against Spurs…instantly injured…I rest my case.