Long time columnist Neil Dick fields his column from the mean streets of Whitley Bay, he claims not to be old enough to remember the Fairs Cup win but the jury is out.

Stoke’s Manager Dismisses Newcastle United As a Top Team

by Neil Dick on Sunday 29th April 2012

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You might not be able to see it, or be willing to acknowledge it Mr Pulis, but NUFC is undoubtedly a, “Top”, team. Well, for this season at least.

What Were Newcastle Fans’ Expectations Last Summer?

by Neil Dick on Saturday 31st March 2012

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Last summer only 6% in The Mag poll thought Newcastle United had any chance of top six!

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Joey Barton abused by mackems as he warms up, his response? He holds up both hands revealing 5 fingers on one and 1 finger on the other. No matter what you think of the man, you have to admire his style. Good on you Joey.

NUFC – 22,000 Job Vacancies Down The Road

by Neil Dick on Thursday 23rd February 2012

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22,000 jobs up for grabs – call 0191515151 and ask for Mr.O’Neill

NUFC’s Ashley In Bed With Argies

by Neil Dick on Friday 17th February 2012

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I would scrap the Sir John Hall Stand and rename it after the sheet metal worker’s son as in my eyes he stands alongside Milburn and Robson.

We should have the FA Cup renamed as the ‘Not in my lifetime’ Cup.

Newcastle United – Room 101

by Neil Dick on Monday 23rd January 2012

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Newcastle United’s room 101, you decide.

International games, glory hunter fans and biased media reporting….what’s on your list?

NUFC – Reasons To Be Cheerful

by Neil Dick on Monday 16th January 2012

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Reasons to be cheerful….5th in table, Martin’s Mackems got beat, Swansea did us a favour…..and you’re almost certainly not the bloke I heard after the match who said, “…thought Shola had a canny game…”.

Kevin Keegan Made My Wedding Day

by Neil Dick on Sunday 8th January 2012

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On my wedding day I received a congratulations card with the best wishes and signatures of Kevin Keegan, Peter Beardsley, Chris Waddle, Terry McDermott and the rest of the that squad.

I blurted out the immortal line, “Well that’s really made my day”. A sharp fist in the ribs followed.

Anfield – Another Era

by Neil Dick on Sunday 1st January 2012

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Memories can be hazy but Neil Dick is in no doubt that that night in 1984 at Anfield will stay with him forever.

Is there anything better than been part of the travelling black & white army descending on another city?

The Likely Lads

by Neil Dick on Monday 19th December 2011

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What is your pre-match routine before heading up to St.James’ Park?

Ten pints and dancing ladies, or a nice cup of tea? Neil Dick is feeling his age…