A law unto himself. Jamie Smith mixes wit and vitriol (is that ‘witriol’?) as he roams the country desperate for success at St. James’ Park.

Champions League Needed To Ensure NUFC Stars Stay

by Jamie Smith on Monday 23rd April 2012

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This season has been magnificent, stupendous and consistently exhilarating and there isn’t enough credit in the pubs of Tyneside to do Alan Pardew justice.

NUFC Gutted As North East Top Dog Medals Disappear

by Jamie Smith on Sunday 8th April 2012

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Newcastle United players gutted as ‘North East Top Dog’ award is dispensed with in favour of the Premier League and potential European qualification.

NUFC Win Europa League and into Champions League?

by Jamie Smith on Wednesday 28th March 2012

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We win the Europa League and some other cups and qualify for the Champions League. Now can somebody tell me; is that really that much to ask?

In Support Of NUFC’s Average Mike

by Jamie Smith on Thursday 8th March 2012

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The acquisition of a top centre half would have seen 6 points, not 2, from our last two games & put us in line for the Champions League. I don’t know who the ideal signing would be but I reckon Graham Carr does and I bet he would have paid for himself twice over..

The Perils Of Missing NUFC Matches for Weddings/Christenings

by Jamie Smith on Thursday 1st March 2012

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I don’t know whether the positives from an excellent opening against Wolves on Saturday were outweighed by the negatives of allowing the opposition to pinch a draw. Literally I don’t know, I wasn’t there.

Rangers Mess – NUFC & Ashley Ok?

by Jamie Smith on Thursday 16th February 2012

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What’s got 4 legs and more money than Glasgow Rangers? Always start with a joke I say.

If you don’t get it, I will assume it’s nowt to do with the quality and guess that you aren’t fully abreast of the current situation with the Scottish champions.

NUFC In Fifth – A Misprint?

by Jamie Smith on Wednesday 8th February 2012

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On Sky they announced that Liverpool could go 4th if they beat Spurs. As the scousers required 5 points to get to this position I assume the presenter thought his eyes were deceiving him and assigned Liverpool 5th place, thinking Newcastle to be some sort of misprint.

NUFC – Friends and Family

by Jamie Smith on Thursday 19th January 2012

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I remain baffled then, as to why the 6 tickets we ordered for the trip to Fulham were scattered randomly around the Putney end like carrier bags on the mackems pitch.

Four are on their own, with at least one of these people not suitable to be left on his own.

NUFC Facing New Manager Bounce?

by Jamie Smith on Thursday 12th January 2012

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I was convinced though that Kean would be out before 2012, giving Blackburn that lift that all clubs receive on appointment of a new manager just in time for our FA cup tie. I’ve seen more fans protesting about Steve Kean than I’ve seen actively supporting Blackburn.

How Brilliant Was That By The Way?

by Jamie Smith on Monday 9th January 2012

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I hope that under Alan Pardew we will build to be competitive on some level once again.

That Ba and Cabaye are not remembered for their one great goal THAT day v Man U, as Albert and Ginola are, but for the fact that they did it many times.