Nile Ranger – Out Of Work But Still Making Headlines With His Class & Charm
It is very hard to believe that not so long ago a certain Nile Ranger was still getting our hard earned money, especially when the chore of turning up for training was way far too much to ask of him.
His behaviour then and since is surely a case of somebody who only a mother could love.
Thankfully, it was a case of yet another arrest too many and Ranger was booted out of St.James’ Park.
To Nile’s amazement, but not to any rational person, there hasn’t been a queue of clubs wanting to take advantage of such a bargain signing.
While an upcoming rape trial (next court appearance is in Newcastle next month) won’t have exactly helped.
Ranger has now helpfully had his name printed tattooed on the side of his face which no doubt will help the police identification procedure the next time he is arrested.
With girls You have a choice out of 2 nowa days.. Either have a gold digger or a slag.. Take a pick
— Nile ranger (@NilePowerRanger) July 24, 2013
Wor Nile has also got a charming way about him, have a look at this tweet he sent earlier this week, obviously his forthcoming trial, and the nature of the charge, isn’t weighing too heavily on him…
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