I saw the team sheet for Stoke and my heart sank.

Why is that Goofy near the first team?

Seasons previous we had no one better but now we have Rolando Aarons, the new tea lady and Ayoze Perez (who must be sold, why else not play him?).

Then the first change, Emmanuel Riviere?!!

Are you mad Wally, the guy couldn’t hit a barn door with a nuke.

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Then a sneaky thought comes into my mind, maybe Wally wants to go…..

The 83rd minute double change, finally… but why not earlier when we were on top and Stoke were farting about?

No, Wally wants to go defensive because one point is better than none, great…if we didn’t let the opposition score every game!

Please just go Steve McClaren, pretend you are a manager somewhere else and leave us alone, charlatan.

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