I firmly believe that Graham Carr must be a qualified hypnotist.

What other way is there to get money out of Cashley and totally waste it time and time again.

If the owner is not under hypnosis when he gives Carr (pictured to the left of Ashley above) the money to waste, then I dread to think what possesses him at transfer time.

Monsieur Thauvin is a case in point; spineless, useless, clueless and on top of that, cost a fortune.

Yet at the time of writing, any incoming players will have been selected by Graham Carr and so expect crap signings, if we get any at all.

The only thing in Carr’s defence is that as we have sunk so low as a club, only crap players and/or foreign mercenaries will be willing to come to us now.

So hang on tight, we are all in the elevator which only goes down and we haven’t hit the basement yet.

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