Hard to know where to start with today’s defeat to Swansea but we may as well begin with the Captain, Fabricio Coloccini.

Newcastle weren’t at the races all afternoon and a goal down to Bafetimbi Gomis and a man down thanks to Daryl Janmaat, by half-time the writing was on the wall.

However, that still doesn’t excuse Coloccini and his shocking effort for the second goal.

The left wing cross comes in and the Captain ambles across and hardly leaves the ground.

Coloccini comprehensively beaten by 5ft 9 winger Andre Ayew.

A poor poor effort when the rest of the team needs a lift from their leader.

Watch it below.