Newly formed New York City FC have amusingly handed out an official song sheet with suggested chants for fans to sing…

With no history on or off the pitch to inspire, the MLS club are still missing the point, especially when you look at just how bad some of the suggested songs/chants are.

(To feature like Sam, send in your articles for our website to [email protected] – all views those of the author etc etc)

They obviously need to realise that they have to let things happen organically and the supporters to come up with their own as the games go by.

The song sheet photo below is taken from Twitter but one of the classics is….

‘You might have some history,

But we don’t give a crud,

Your team will always be a joke until they have a cup,

(Shout the Opposing team’s name)!!!!!”’

song sheet

The club have then compounded the excruciatingly embarrassing nature of it by adding at the bottom:

‘Songs not included on this list may still be sung during the game’.

It got me thinking that this could be another inspired route for Newcastle United to take, following the feeble official statement they released earlier today as to how they are tackling the relegation threat.

As for the songs NUFC could hand out to those supporters still planning to attend West Brom on Saturday….

‘There’s only one John Carver’

‘Walking along, singing a song, walking in an Ashley (budget) wonderland’

‘Tell me ma, me ma, we will be home for tea…’

‘We love you Sports Direct, we do’

‘All we are saying, is give us a point’

‘Lee Charnley’s black and white army’

‘They’re here, they’re there, they’re every f***ing where, Sports Direct adverts…’

All other suggestions gratefully received in the comments section below.

NUFC Signed Prints -