The mystery of Facundo Ferreyra has been solved, after the biggest manhunt in British history he has been found, still at St. James’ Park…

Probably the worst loan signing in history, the Argentinian striker has bizarrely never played a single minute of first team football for Newcastle in his six months at the club.

facundo ferreyraIt was assumed by most Newcastle fans that he’d moved on this month but John Carver has apparently found him hiding in a broom cupboard.

Alan Pardew had repeatedly refused to discuss the situation surrounding Facundo Ferreyra but the new Newcastle Head Coach has updated us all on the loan striker’s position.

Carver says he is injured(!) with a bad back and is getting treatment (try running around rather than sitting for too long) for it at Newcastle.

Pardew’s former assistant also says that it is a new start for all players including Ferreyra, in fact the striker is almost like a new signing…

John Carver;

“I sat everybody on Tuesday morning and said everybody has a clean slate.

“He (Ferreyra) is injured at the moment, he has had a problem with his back. He is here for treatment.”

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