GEN00135_Nile_Ranger_Newcastle_United_NUFCIt is very hard to believe that not so long ago a certain Nile Ranger was still getting our hard earned money, especially when the chore of turning up for training was way far too much to ask of him.

His behaviour then and since is surely a case of somebody who only a mother could love.

Thankfully, it was a case of yet another arrest too many and Ranger was booted out of St.James’ Park.

To Nile’s amazement, but not to any rational person, there hasn’t been a queue of clubs wanting to take advantage of such a bargain signing.

While an upcoming rape trial (next court appearance is in Newcastle next month) won’t have exactly helped.

Ranger has now helpfully had his name printed tattooed on the side of his face which no doubt will help the police identification procedure the next time he is arrested.

Wor Nile has also got a  charming way about him, have a look at this tweet he sent earlier this week, obviously his forthcoming trial, and the nature of the charge,  isn’t weighing too heavily on him…

4 comments
Jimmywayhay
Jimmywayhay

Might not have a comma ,but it makes a lot of comma sense ,what Stephen Richards has written !

stephen richards
stephen richards

If the club fail to bring in enough quality before the start of the season a relegation fight is certain to follow I also think it there's a poor start the fans will turn quickly people have had enough of excuses and want action 34 m in the bank 19 m profit last year + 10m from sales and compensation in January add this to the 60m basis payment the club has just received for next season there's plenty of money the only thing holding us back is willingness to spend big if the powers that be fail to produce the player's required we all know who to blame ASHLEY CHARNLEY MCLAREN and MONCUR

Phildene
Phildene

@stephen Richards-sorry to say mate I can't actually read your post as there's absolutely no punctuation in it whatsoever ever! Even a full stop would help! The lack of punctuation puts you off reading it as it doesn't make sense.

We need investment in this window, but doubt it will happen-or they'll bring in a couple of loan players at end of trans window like they've done before. Ashley stated on TV that he will continue to invest in this club-this is pure lies again, as all he's ever done is take finance out (plus assert strip and 'move' it into Mash Holdings) and has never invested at all, if not recently.

Anybody who has renewed their season ticket on the back of believing every word Ashley uttered, bigger fool you! That's what he wants so you're still part of the problem here.

RonHills
RonHills

@Phildene You're right, most of the fans are suspicious and cynical towards the motives of Ashley and his chief puppet Charnley.  The other members of "the board"  were purely elevated to that position as a sop to the fans.