AP0015_Alan Pardew_Newcastle_United_NUFCWho Are They?

Anzhi are from a part of Russia called Dagestan, a ‘federal republic’ in the South between Naboo and Tattooine. The club itself is just over 20 years old and began a second spell in the Russian Premier League in 2010, shortly before being given as a gift to local billionaire Suleyman Kerimov in return for a substantial investment in the team and club infrastructure. It sounds too good to be true but things in the ‘federal republic’ are never without a dark side.

In May of 2011, Anzhi beat Lokomotiv Moscow 2-1 in a game reported to be rigged, leading to the Lokomotiv boss Yuri Krasnozhan being sacked. The Russian Football Union refused to investigate the case, instead giving Krasnozhan a job as manager of quickly formed national team Russia-2. Within a few months Krasnozhan was the new manager of Anzhi and within another few months Russia-2 had been disbanded. Krasnozhan was Anzhi manager for two months before he was sacked, the team not having played a game under him. Suspicious? Not at all, not if they know where I live.

Who manages them:

At the time of this ‘absolutely no scandal at all’ Guus Hiddink was ruining his reputation as a national team manager who could do no wrong. After successfully managing Holland, South Korea, Australia and Russia, who he guided to a Euro 2008 semi final place, Hiddink had failed to secure the Turkey national side a place in Euro 2012 and was approached to take over at Anzhi. In the last 12 months he has continued their development and they are currently second in the Russian Premier League at the half way point.

Apart from having a comedy Dutch accent only bettered by Shteve McClaren, Guush is best known for being regarded as one of the best coaches in the world though it’s worth pointing out at this stage that despite his brilliant record as a national coach, as a club manager his only successes have come at PSV where he won 6 Dutch titles, 4 Dutch cups and a European cup in two different spells. In-between, he won nowt at Fenerbahce, Valencia, Real Madrid and Real Betis.

We know him in England for winning the FA Cup at Chelsea in 2009 but that hardly puts him up there with Mourinho and Guardiola, unless Avram Grant and Roberto Di Matteo are up there too. He is a character though, he once piled into the Mestalla crowd while boss of Valencia to take down an offensive racist banner put up by the home fans. If he carries that crusade on in Russia he’ll be so busy in the crowd he’ll never be able to watch a match.

Who have we seen before:

Samuel Eto’o played for Mallorca when we knocked them out of this competition in 2004 but earns about 200K a week more now and Yuri Zhirkov and Lassana Diarra both played here for Chelsea. Diarra said that it was Eto’o who had persuaded him to join Anzhi from Real Madrid and not the size of the wages on offer.  “He’s like a brother to me,” said Lass, “why can’t we succeed together?” That’s also what Anakin Skywalker said about Obi-Wan Kenobi in Revenge of The Sith.

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Will.i.an. He’s probably not going to play today and that will be a shame for those who wanted to see the former Black Eyed Peas singer after his shock winter transfer.  Never fear though you Black Eyed Peas fans, rumours are that Nile Ranger is taking up Will.i.an’s place in the band after the conclusion of his very own ‘Where Is The Love’ 2012 tour of Newcastle City Centre in his XR3.

Are we going to win:

Whatever happens let’s hope that it is a million times more exciting and a whole lot warmer than the first leg. Hiddink probably fancies his chances of getting the goals he needs at SJP and the Anzhi players obviously didn’t fancy that ice covered artificial pitch in Moscow, the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the old Walker Lightfoot Centre 7-a-side pitches were removed.  Sing the lads to victory tonight, they’ll need our help. You never know, if we get through to the quarter finals, we might be able to go to the away leg this time.

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9 comments
No Brainer
No Brainer

in fairness to him he doesn't shout from the roof tops on any item

AndyMac1
AndyMac1

It was an exercise in damage limitation from Fatman.

If the figures had revealed, what many had forecast, the true profit of £40-£50m (albeit pre tax) there would have been discontent on a major scale even from the SJP going faithful. 

So this post tax profit figure has kinda taken the wind out of the sails of the opposition which, I assume, was the point of it all ?

Gaffa201
Gaffa201

The 2013 accounts show £40m in tax losses not used so no tax will have been paid in the 2014 accounts.


For 2012 TV revenue was 55.6m and Commercial revenue 13.7m to fill the gaps.

RexN
RexN

@Gaffa201 Thanks for that. A part of the rationale was to look at what the club included and excluded when they made the original announcements.

radgiegadgie
radgiegadgie

@RexN @Gaffa201 Yes, and prior year losses can be offset against future profits given certain time limits.  Corporation tax is not simple but, I don't think Newcastle will be paying too much of it right now.

Demented_Man
Demented_Man

You would expect HMRC to take an interest in these figures, given they will receive considerable less corporation tax than expected.

As you say it's a mystery how operating costs could have increased so dramatically for no apparent reason.  After all, the club's whole operation seems pared down to the bone.

Sniff, sniff.  That's the smell of books being cooked.

radgiegadgie
radgiegadgie

@Demented_Man No, this won't be the case.  You have to add back any costs that might be disallowable for tax purposes.  We won't see NUFC's tax return but it is likely to be legit and different from the figures announced, Mash will hire tax specialists from a top four accounting practice and they will look for every loophole but, will not break the law.


LeazesEnder
LeazesEnder

Lee Charnley is ripping the heart out of one of England's important clubs - and Newcastle deserve better...Lee Charnley is a guy who has risen without trace....


Daily Mirror.


very apt bio.

mickg
mickg

Maybe he's scared of heights.......